WELL, TODAY WE’RE FEATURING A PIECE OF ART HERE FROM NOLAN CLONINGER. HOMESCHOOLED. LOVE THAT. SIX YEARS OLD, BY THE WAY. IT’S CALLED SONIC GO FAST. I MEAN, HE DID THIS WITH CHALK. THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — metalheads are fucking nerds. We all like something far too much and we geek out over shit all the time. Many of us were outcasts in school, so that means a ...